If your guinea pig routinely dashes off into armed combat (or just likes the look of scale mail), you might want to outfit him or her in this handsome suit of armor, perfect for rolly-polly rodents.

The armor is currently valued at over $24,000 with a day left of bidding. "Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable?" The eBay description asks. "Do they get ...