My partner and I have been together a long time. Everything is great, and we never argue — except about one thing. Every time he poops, he lights a match. He insists that it gets rid of the odor, but ...

This is the time of year mannequins fear most. Right around the Fourth of July, police, fire, and safety officials drag out the plastic people, dress them in casual summertime attire, and — kablooey! ...